A Takeout Lad: “It’s 3 am and that can only mean one thing, it’s time for some donner kebabs from the chip shop!”
Takeout food always tastes great early in the morning after a hard day’s work or a good night out. Lads who love takeout food a bit too much tend to love food but loathe cooking or washing up afterwards, because to them it’s a massive chore rather than a hobby, something they really enjoy.
This dude knows his chip shops in his neighbourhood, like the back of his hand, so the price factor isn’t the issue at stake here because he will be able to secure a good bargain for the two of you on most nights. He likes meals to be ready for him, and done up professionally, so surprise him with some takeout choices of your own, that he isn’t in the know of yet.